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Showing posts with label bad drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad drunk. Show all posts

Monday, November 21, 2011

The Drunk In Liberty Square

Nov 21st, 2011

As shaky as this video is, it would seem to be everything that conservative spin-doctors have been looking to hype in their ongoing war on the Occupy Movement. It has a drunk, screaming obscenities at opponents and acting in a threatening manner in Liberty Square. At the very beginning of the clip, he smashes a bottle of booze on the pavement. Haven't seen it? The reason is simple; he is an opponent of the Occupation.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

A Little Liberal Catharsis

Sept 14th, 2011

Feeling a little gloomy over yesterday's results in the NY-9 race? Well, this might help. Meet a guy named Brian. He's a big time Ron Paul fan. To be fair, if he was spouting drunken nonsense in support of my own causes, I still would've had to post it. Via TPM:

"A Ron Paul fan named Brian got drunk in Montana one night and was pulled over for allegedly driving under the influence. National Geographic's cameras were there.

"The Constitution is your right!" he yells in a clip that aired on National Geographic's Frontier Force and was posted on YouTube this week. "Why can't you guys just assume to me that this is my Constitutional right."

Monday, December 27, 2010

"Da Tale Of Da Guy From Da Sowt West Side..."

Dec 27th, 2010

"Hi Sean, Police are looking for a man last seen running in nothing but his underwear..." 

Not "Da Guy" - Reasonable facsimile
I am not sure what's more dumbfounding: The fact that this happened at all? Or the fact that the first truly, horribly, tragically and disgustingly funny Christmas-Disaster News item didn't arrive on my radar until the 27th of this year?

The sum up... Chicago guy goes to Da Bears game. Said guy gets loaded. Girlfriend tells guy, "don't come home" because when loaded, guy in question gets "Crazy." Guy comes home anyway. Girlfriend gives in and opens door. 

BAD MOVE, DOLL. 

What happens next? Sowt West Side Guy strips down to boxers, sets Christmas tree on fire, flees into snowy Chicago night and... outruns police without shoes. His whereabouts are still unknown.

The money quote: "Police sources tell me they've been called to this home 'many times'."