The Bachmann Exit

Jan 4th, 2011

It is no surprise to anyone that Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MINN) threw in the towel a short time ago. That said, everyone should actually watch and listen to her exit speech (video below).
Trust me. 

It is a window opened into an dangerously unstable mind that creates its own reality. I could literally spend all day parsing the insanity. Instead, do me a favor... watch the whole thing and, while you do, picture her finger on the button.

Things You Can't Make Up - Limbaugh Edition

Sept 28th, 2011

Rush Limbaugh has declared himself the actual "leader of the free world." I kid you not.

YAY! We Have An AttackWatch Hyperbole Award Winner!

Sept 14th, 2011

Way to go, Washington Times! Your editorial team has really come up with the play that was needed to win the game. In fact, said play made all previous examples of today's craziness simply pale by comparison. And you started straight in with the headline!

Wow. Not only do you evoke Winston Smith at 13 O'Clock, you also got away with calling the first African-American President "Brother."

Pretty Clever.

From the very first line, your piece would be fantastically funny... were it not for the fact that you are so utterly humorless:

"Be careful, if you dare to criticize Citizen Obama, comrade. The Web is watching."

I am just so impressed with this piece, it simply has to get the award for... (drum roll please)

"Most Hyperbolic Freak Out Over AttackWatch.com!"

YAY!

Totally Random Let's All Stay Sane Moment

May 6th, 2011

Meet Toyama Koichi. He is actually running for Governor of Tokyo Prefecture.