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Showing posts with label crazy pants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy pants. Show all posts

Monday, March 5, 2012

Is Jeffrey Lord Really This Dense?

March 5th, 2012

The answer to the question is, apparently, yes.

Even more so than previously suspected.

Writing for the American Spectator, he launches into a tirade on behalf of poor little Rush Limbaugh. He is appalled that people are appalled at Rush's appalling behavior. Get this:

"It's time to stand up to the bullies.

It's time to Rally for Rush."
EMPHASIS MINE

He actually wrote this. I shit you not. 

Please "enjoy" his whole piece wherein he repeats the smear that Ms. Fluke "demands to be paid for her sex life," refers to those of us who have fought back as "the blacklisting crowd" emerging from our "Stalinist caves" (that mixed metaphor is rich,) and repeatedly berates the young woman "for her obnoxiously intolerant behavior when it comes to the free speech of others."

I really am not making this up. It's not from the Onion.

So, all you "Stalinist" loons, put your "blacklisting" hats on and let him know how sorry you are at jlpa1@aol.com

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Stephen Kruiser on "Tolerance"

Feb 26th, 2012

When "comedian" Stephen Kruiser isn't bringing his "humor" to outlets like Fox's Red Eye, he tweets funny things like this.

How Andy Argues

Feb 26th, 2012

Yup

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Newt Watch - Turning Up The Crazy

Feb 13th, 2012

Image via Salon
It's understandable, I suppose, that Gingrich would be trying to beat Rick "Crazy-Pants" Santorum at his own game. After all, Santorum's star seems to be rising with the GOP base in direct proportion to his widening orbit away from both reality and decency.

But, two of Newt's recent statements are particularly unbelievable:

Defeating President Obama is now "a duty of national security" because "he is incapable of defending the United States."

Uh huh. Tell that to Qaddafi and Bin Laden.

Even more rich is this gem from Raw Story:

"At a campaign event in Suwanee, Georgia, the former House Speaker told supporters that he would bring back cheaper gas because "you can’t put a gun rack on a Volt."

Hee haw.

Monday, February 13, 2012

A Ray Of Light At CPAC

Feb 13th, 2012

Although CPAC 2012 was predictably depressing (coverage HERE and HERE) and largely represented the worst that the elites who have taken control of the "conservative" movement have to offer, there was one development about which I had to smile...

Frank Gaffney's 15 minutes appear to be nearly over.

At least they have some standards.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Quote Of The Day - Here and Now Edition

Jan 23rd, 2012

"You're probably getting the impression by now that Ron Paul thinks that pretty much everything the federal government does is unconstitutional. That's because Ron Paul thinks that pretty much everything the federal government does is unconstitutional."

-- The Little Red Umbrella takes on Ron Paul

Friday, January 6, 2012

Santorum In His Own Words

Jan 6th, 2012

Stephen D. Foster has compiled a list of "31 Rick Santorum Quotes That Prove He Would Be A Destructive President."

Our question... that's it? Only 31?

Sunday, January 1, 2012

"Everything Is Un-Constitutional"

Jan 1st, 2012

ThinkProgress has a piece on Ron Paul today which includes this video. It is simultaneously depressing and hilarious.

Friday, December 30, 2011

The Iowa Circus, cont...

Dec 30th, 2011

Yesterday, I wrote that I thought Rep. Bachmann's handling of the news that her Iowa campaign Chairman, Kent Soreson, had defected to the Ron Paul camp was "crazy and conspiratorial." I resisted the urge to declare that I believed it to be an outright lie. However, Mike Enos, Bachmann's political director in Iowa, issued a denial that nearly seemed to do just that:

"I can say unequivocally that Kent Sorenson’s decision was, in no way financially motivated," Enos said in his statement. "While I personally disagree with Kent’s decision, and plan to stay with Michele Bachmann because I truly believe in her, I cannot, in good conscious watch a good man like Kent Sorenson be attacked as a 'sell-out.'"

Despite his stated intention of remaining with her campaign team, he later resigned. This seems to indicate that he was purged from the campaign for insisting on rational truth.

Rep. Bachmann is, unsurprisingly, doubling down:

"No one else knows about that conversation other than Kent Sorenson and myself."

It's extremely implausible that Bachmann would not have revealed this conversation to her team immediately to begin planning damage control. The reaction of Enos and his subsequent break from her team expose not only Bachmann's executive inability but, also her apparent mental instability.

The Ron Paul camp insists her claim is fiction. Paul himself is quoted by KCAU:

"He called up and asked if he could join us and I said 'That's a great idea!' He's somebody I've known for a long time and we've helped him in the past."

Sorenson appeared on CNN to declare that the alleged conversation "never happened."



I am no fan of Ron Paul. I find him absurd. But, Bachmann is coming out of this looking both desperate and delusional.

With four days to go before the Iowa Circus, I expect this all to get even more entertaining.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Trump's Humiliation

Dec 13th, 2011

Via the Telegraph:

"In a humiliating climb-down for a man used to getting his way, the billionaire today announced he would not moderate the debate in Iowa at the end of the month.

"It is very important to me that the right Republican candidate be chosen to defeat the failed and very destructive Obama Administration, but if that Republican, in my opinion, is not the right candidate, I am not willing to give up my right to run as an Independent candidate," he said."


Am I the only one waiting for the other shoe to drop?

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Cain Watch - God Told Him To?

Nov 12th, 2011

Taking a page from Paddy Chayefsky, Herman Cain has actually finally channeled Howard Beale. Literally. Speaking to a gathering of "young Republicans" in Atlanta,Ga. today, Mr. Cain told the audience he decide to run President of the United States after God told him to. This is not parody.

Via National Journal:

"I prayed and prayed and prayed. I’m a man of faith, I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I’d ever done before in my life. And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses. 'You’ve got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'"






Sleep tight.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Wow...

Nov 7th, 2011

This isn't new, but it's worth reviewing...

Thursday, September 8, 2011

The GOP Debate's "7 Best Moments"

Sept 8th, 2011

via The Daily Beast:

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

The Other Debt Problem

Aug 24th, 2011

Here's a staggering visualization of the debt carried by ordinary citizens today.
Ezra Klein points out how this is a game-changer:

"...what distinguishes crises like this one from typical recessions is household debt. When the financial markets collapsed, household debt was nearly 100 percent of GDP. It’s now down to 90 percent. In 1982, which was the last time we had a big recession, the household-debt-to-GDP ratio was about 45 percent.

That means that in this crisis, indebted households can’t spend, which means businesses can’t spend, which means that unless government steps into the breach in a massive way or until households work through their debt burden, we can’t recover. In the 1982 recession, households could spend, and so when the Federal Reserve lowered interest rates and made spending attractive, we accelerated out of the recession.

The utility of calling this downturn a “household-debt crisis” is it tells you where to put your focus: you either need to make consumers better able to pay their debts, which you can do through conventional stimulus policy like tax cuts and jobs programs, or you need to make their debts smaller so they’re better able to pay them, which you can do by forgiving some of their debt through policies like cramdown or eroding the value of their debt by increasing inflation."

So, we who have studied the ebb and flow of large interconnected financial systems keep beating the drum behind the refrain that "aggregate demand has collapsed." 

Of course central monetary solutions and state investment are required. However, there is simply no arguing with the incredibly powerful and intellectually staggering arguments of the Republican opposition:

"It's Socialist to keep lead out of toys! Freedom means every one can be a millionaire but only if millionaires don't pay taxes! Deep Fried Butter for all, electric cars for none!"

Seriously. You cannot argue with that.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Huntsman is Doomed

Aug 18th, 2011

I know it has annoyed my contemporaries lately that I have continued to insist that Jon Huntsman would make a decent President. No, I don't support his general prescriptions for what ails us. But, he is not certifiably insane or, worse, willing to deny empirical truth to get donations. In one little tweet today, he not only again proved me correct, he also effectively ended his campaign.
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It's not the first time he has rendered himself unattractive to the hardcore GOP base. In May, he said this:

"This is an issue that ought to be answered by the scientific community; I’m not a meteorologist. All I know is 90 percent of the scientists say climate change is occurring. If 90 percent of the oncological community said something was causing cancer we’d listen to them. I respect science and the professionals behind the science so I tend to think it’s better left to the science community -- though we can debate what that means for the energy and transportation sectors."

Jon, you just can't go around anymore not talking crazy in that party.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Bachmann's Straw Poll Victory

Aug 13th, 2011

via
This is nuts. Michele Bachmann has topped Ron Paul and achieved the electorally meaningless victory of winning the Iowa Straw Poll. There are so many levels on which this is disastrous for the broader Republican brand.


Friday, May 6, 2011

Totally Random Let's All Stay Sane Moment

May 6th, 2011

Meet Toyama Koichi. He is actually running for Governor of Tokyo Prefecture.

Ahem, A Note To Deathers

May 6th, 2011

The incredibly paranoid and would-be-funny-if-it-wasn't-true "deather" movement took a hit today. From Al Jazeera:

"Al-Qaeda has confirmed the death of its leader, Osama bin Laden, and said in an online posting that it would continue to launch attacks on the West.

The group said it would not deviate from the path of armed struggle and that bin Laden's blood " is more precious to us and to every Muslim than to be wasted in vain".

The statement was released on forums sympathetic to al-Qaeda and translated by the SITE monitoring service on Friday.

"It [bin Laden's blood] will remain, with permission from Allah the Almighty, a curse that chases the Americans and their agents, and goes after them inside and outside their countries,"al-Qaeda said."

To paraphrase Chevy Chase, "Osama Bin Laden is still dead."

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Alan Keyes... What Happened???

April 19th, 2011

There was a time when I found Alan Keyes' arguments intellectually frustrating. I sometimes found them infuriating. There were even times when I found them downright dangerous. But I have never before found them to be so wildly removed from the realm of reason that my jaw dropped. Apparently, living in the margins these past few years has not done him any favors. This is nuts. He has become a disaster of epic proportions.

HT to Right Wing Watch