Not necessarily safe for work. HT to Jenni for humor support.
Since I pointed out yesterday that Breitbart is fixated on Weiner, Andy has gotten even more excited. He really loves Weiner. He is definitely behaving like a guy who has been waiting for this particular Weiner his whole life. Perhaps this Weiner completes him. One thing is certain, he is going to ride this Weiner as long as he can. After all, this Weiner thing is getting bigger and bigger.
And all this breathless excitement is over... this weener?
We still don't know if this is, in fact, Weiner's weener. All we know for sure is that it is somebody's weener. Let's say that, just maybe, this is Weiner's weener. Frankly, we all got a much better glimpse of Marky Mark's weener back in the day and it was on the side of a third of America's buses.
Maybe Stewart is right, and Weiner's "d**k is just not that big."
SO. How do we prove it? A lineup?
Sigh. I can't take all this spectacular salaciousness but I will say one more thing...
I am secretly longing for Dick Armey to come to the defense of Weiner. I think Andy's head would explode.
I don't know. Hangs low and to the Left....could be the Congressman.
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