August 2nd, 2012
This is arguably the most amazing convenience store incident in history.
Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Headline Of The Year Nominee
June 9th, 2012
Sometimes, the interwebs really do make the world a better place...
Via Yahoo:
"A highway truck accident never sounded so delicious. A semitrailer hauling Hungry Jack pancake syrup collided with a highway median at the Buttermilk Pike overpass in northern Kentucky, causing the truckload of syrup to spill all over the highway.
"Every lane of southbound I-75 was covered in pancake syrup," Fort Mitchell Police Officer Mark Spanyer told the Kentucky Enquirer. "It was a royal pain in the butt."
Sometimes, the interwebs really do make the world a better place...
"A highway truck accident never sounded so delicious. A semitrailer hauling Hungry Jack pancake syrup collided with a highway median at the Buttermilk Pike overpass in northern Kentucky, causing the truckload of syrup to spill all over the highway.
"Every lane of southbound I-75 was covered in pancake syrup," Fort Mitchell Police Officer Mark Spanyer told the Kentucky Enquirer. "It was a royal pain in the butt."
H/T to Charles for this one.
Friday, December 16, 2011
Totally Random Let's All Stay Sane Moment
Dec 17th, 2011
This may be the best rap ever recorded... by a guy making pancakes... for real...
This may be the best rap ever recorded... by a guy making pancakes... for real...
Monday, September 19, 2011
Godwin's Law Violation Award Nominee
Sept 19th, 2011
Following my somewhat humorous pushback against the right's freak-out over AttackWatch.com last week, posted HERE, HERE, and HERE, I received quite the inbox full of alarmist invective. This fellow, however, was far and away the most entertaining.
I still say it's just a website.
"And yes Herr Parker, Hitler’s Nuremburg rallies were Teutonic halftime shows!!!
You see there are none so blind as those who prefer not to see.
This web sight sounds and smells like Herman Göering’s, Heinrich Himmler’s, and Adolf Hitler’s Reichssicherheitshamptamt (main state security agency) the umbrella agency of both the Sicherheitsdients or SD (security service) and the Sicherheitspolizei (security police) before both morphed into the Geheimestaatspolizei, (secret state police) shortened to Gestapo in conversational German.
If my above analysis of Attack Watch proves to be to harsh, then it is at least Nixonian, so take your pick… Excuse me now, someone is banging on my front door...!!!"
Points for the multiple violations of Godwin's Law. Extra credit for the lesson in Nazi bureaucracy. Smiley sticker for the repeated use of triple exclamations.
I still say it's just a website.
"And yes Herr Parker, Hitler’s Nuremburg rallies were Teutonic halftime shows!!!
You see there are none so blind as those who prefer not to see.
This web sight sounds and smells like Herman Göering’s, Heinrich Himmler’s, and Adolf Hitler’s Reichssicherheitshamptamt (main state security agency) the umbrella agency of both the Sicherheitsdients or SD (security service) and the Sicherheitspolizei (security police) before both morphed into the Geheimestaatspolizei, (secret state police) shortened to Gestapo in conversational German.
If my above analysis of Attack Watch proves to be to harsh, then it is at least Nixonian, so take your pick… Excuse me now, someone is banging on my front door...!!!"
Points for the multiple violations of Godwin's Law. Extra credit for the lesson in Nazi bureaucracy. Smiley sticker for the repeated use of triple exclamations.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Tweet Of The Year Nominee
July 26th, 2011
The odds on favorite so far. Kudos to Jill Jackson. Still utterly un-refuted by the Boehner camp.
The odds on favorite so far. Kudos to Jill Jackson. Still utterly un-refuted by the Boehner camp.
Friday, January 7, 2011
This Is NOT Your Grandmother's Fiddler on the Roof
Jan 7th, 2011
There is a lot in the pipeline here at The Hand. A few contributors are promising to lift the load. Some new voices might be heard. Some old friends might drop by. In the meantime, there is much research to do (and a very angry "blog-widow" who is demanding more of my attention). Before breaking for most of the rest of the day, I simply had to share this -- F. Grey Parker
There is a lot in the pipeline here at The Hand. A few contributors are promising to lift the load. Some new voices might be heard. Some old friends might drop by. In the meantime, there is much research to do (and a very angry "blog-widow" who is demanding more of my attention). Before breaking for most of the rest of the day, I simply had to share this -- F. Grey Parker
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