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Showing posts with label right wing idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label right wing idiots. Show all posts

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Why We Can't Talk About Gun Control

Feb 2nd, 2013

We've tried reason, we've employed statistical truth, and we've even called out the leading opponents of any new reforms or enforcement for having previously backed the proposals they now are against.

Neil Steinberg throws up his hands and sees the failure of dialog as a symptom of a pathology:
"...we are not dealing with rational people. Guns are part of the right-wing lunatic fringe of fear, the Obama-loathing, government-hating, minority-despising, science-scoffing quarter of Americans existing in a shadowy permanent grief state over the 1950s, over a white-bread America where they were king that never was and never will be. Guns are the talismans that ward off change in the world, that protect them from all their stalking fears, the wand of hope that someday society will indeed break down — isn’t it fracturing already, with gay marriage? — and they will assume their rightful place as unquestioned kings once more, with their AK-47s set proudly on their kingly hips and their freeze-dried meals nourishing them through the long night of the tardy Mayan zombie apocalypse.
What statistics are going to crack that nut? What numbers are going to change those minds? When they say gun control never works, and you point to the rest of the civilized world, where guns are restricted and gun deaths a trickle, they blink. What rest of the world? Oh, you mean Europe? Where European-style socialism rules? There is no fact that will cut this knot."
Perhaps the "gun-nuts," as some us are prone to calling these fanatics, are exactly that.

They are nuts.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Newt & Perry's Epic Ground Game Failure

Dec 24th, 2011
by F. Grey Parker

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Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry have both failed to secure a spot on the ballot for the important Virginia GOP primary. This is the most inept ground game failure I can remember in a quarter century of watching the American process.

Both candidates are fantastically wealthy, have plenty of time to show up at the so-called "debates" (or on FOX News) and have made every other effort imaginable to stay in the limelight.

But, they didn't get enough signatures to appear on the ballot. How many are required? 10,000. What's the population of Virginia? A little over eight million.

The state wide requirement for ballot inclusion is that each candidate must have a minimum of 400 valid signatures from each of 11 congressional districts. The remainder can all come from a single district. How they could have failed is indicative of only two possible things:

A. They don't really care and this all a big joke to them. They're only real interest is to raise profile and sell books.

B. They really are that stupid and this should automatically disqualify them both from having any executive position whatsoever... ever.

We're talking about Virginia. This is a state that actually has elected a guy like Ken Cuccinelli to an office higher than dogcatcher. One of Virginia's first orders of business following the Tea Party wave in 2010 was a massive assault on women's rights and an attempted rollback of almost all protections against gender, orientation and race bias.

This is their territory. Gingrich would likely have won the state even if his star is falling.

As the GOP establishment has been increasingly disturbed by the ascendancy of Ron Paul in early polling, many have made the obvious observation that he simply has a better ground game.

The current Republican field would be wise to consider that no matter how effective FOX News has been in attempting to bring down the current President, it is not the principle mechanism with which the country will elect the next one.

Monday, April 11, 2011

The Billionaires' Tea Party - Trailer

April 11th, 2011

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Conservabot 9000

Feb 8th, 2011

Tom Tomorrow does it again.
© Copyright 2011 Tom Tomorrow 

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Worth 1,000 Words

Feb 1st, 2011

Not new. Still delightful.

© Copyright Luckovich 2010

The Right on Egypt - From Sane to Crazy

Feb 1st, 2011

The events unfolding throughout Egypt are provoking an interesting variety of responses from the right. First, there is this very sober and thoughtful essay in The National Review by Duncan Currie:

"The history of democratic Christendom," (Reuel Marc) Gerecht wrote in The Weekly Standard, suggests that "you don't get to arrive at Thomas Jefferson unless you first pass through Martin Luther."

How Many Sharks Can One Guy Jump

Feb. 1st, 2011

Glenn Beck has managed to attempt to link Nazis, Communists, Liberals, Progressives, Acorn and The Muslim Brotherhood In Egypt. Seriously. Here are the facts. More people have been in the streets in more cities and more have been killed by Egyptian security forces than their counterparts in the recent Iranian uprising. Their cry for freedom from tyranny is legitimate. Alas and again, facts don't matter to the tribal right.

Friday, January 14, 2011

The Continuing War On Women's Privacy

Jan 14th, 2011

There's some incredibly disheartening news over at Little Green Footballs via Jezebel:

"A Walgreen's pharmacist in Nampa, Idaho refused to fill a prescription for a drug to stop uterine bleeding unless the nurse practitioner revealed whether the patient had had an abortion. Clearly, if she had, she deserved to bleed to death!


Here's what happened:

Planned Parenthood officials said the complaint states that the pharmacist inquired if the patient needed the drug for post-abortion care. The nurse refused to answer the question based on confidentiality of health information. According to Planned Parenthood, the pharmacist then stated that if the nurse practitioner did not disclose that information, she would not fill the prescription. The nurse alleged that the pharmacist hung up when asked for a referral to another pharmacy that would fill the prescription."

It is strongly recommended that you read the entire article.

There is another point that deserves attention. Elective abortion is not the top cause of abnormal uterine bleeding. It's not even in the top several. (Sources here, here and here.) The assumption made by this "health professional" is not merely invasive and repulsive, it is also without scientific basis. Enjoy the hate, Idaho.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Giffords' Husband Releases Statement

Jan 10th, 2011

Late last night Rep. Gabrielle Giffords husband, Mark Kelly, released this statement. Via The Arizona Daily Star:

Photo © CBS 
"On behalf of Gabby and our entire family, I want to extend our heartfelt gratitude to the people of Arizona and this great nation for their unbelievable outpouring of support. Gabby was doing what she loved most — hearing from heconstituents — when this tragedy occurred. 

Serving Southern Arizonans is her passion, and nothing makes her more proud than representing them in Congress.
Like all Americans, we mourn the loss of Judge John M. Roll, Christina Taylor Green, Dorothy Morris, Phyllis Schneck, Dorwan Stoddard and Gabe Zimmerman, a fine man and beloved member of Gabby's team. We must never forget them, and our prayers are with their families. Our hearts go out to everyone injured yesterday; we hope and pray for their quick recovery. We also extend our thanks and appreciation to all of the first responders, medical personnel, law enforcement, and Arizona citizens who acted swiftly on Saturday and continue to assist our community through this tragedy. Many stories of heroism are emerging, and they are a source of strength for us during this difficult time. We are forever grateful.
Many of you have offered help. There is little that we can do but pray for those who are struggling. If you are inspired to make a positive gesture, consider two organizations that Gabby has long valued and supported: Tucson's Community Food Bank and the American Red Cross.
Community Food Bank
3003 S Country Club Rd # 221
Tucson, AZ 85713-4084
(520) 622-0525
American Red Cross, Southern Arizona Chapter
2916 East Broadway Boulevard
Tucson, AZ 85716
(520) 318-6740"

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

That's IT!?!

Jan 5th, 2011

We've been hearing about it, arguing about it, waiting for it and grappling with it for months. The "it" I refer to is the promise by Republicans that the 112th Congress would make their first order of business a bill to repeal "Obamacare."  Here it is in full. Hold onto your hats...

From Politics USA:
"A BILL
To repeal the job-killing health care law and health carerelated (sic)
provisions in the Health Care and Education
Reconciliation Act of 2010.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the ‘‘Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act’’.
SEC. 2. REPEAL OF THE JOB-KILLING HEALTH CARE LAWAND HEALTH CARE-RELATED PROVISIONS IN
THE HEALTH CARE AND EDUCATION RECONCILIATION ACT OF 2010.
(a) JOB-KILLING HEALTH CARE LAW.—Effective as of the enactment of Public Law 111–148, such Act is re7
pealed, and the provisions of law amended or repealed by such Act are restored or revived as if such Act had not been enacted.
(b) HEALTH CARE-RELATED PROVISIONS IN THE HEALTH CARE AND EDUCATION RECONCILIATION ACT OF 2010.—Effective as of the enactment of the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010 (Public Law 111–152), title I and subtitle B of title II of such Act are repealed, and the provisions of law amended or repealed by such title or subtitle, respectively, are restored or revived as if such title and subtitle had not been enacted."

My questions for the 112th Congressional Republican leadership are as follows:

That's it? That's all you could come up with? Are you insane? Or are you just that lazy? It doesn't even look like it was written by adults. It looks like the kind work a stoned high school student would turn in after he had waited to start until the night before it was due. You had roughly 9 months to draft this and you released 2 paragraphs with typos? Did you guys put in the phrase "JOB-KILLING" four times in a sad attempt to increase word count?

Grade = F



Monday, January 3, 2011

Allen West - Standing By His Craziness

Jan 3rd, 2011

Rep. Elect Allen West (R-FL) has said some nutty things in the past. From declaring himself to have a higher security clearance than The President to calling for the censorship of American journalists, he has come across as, well, crazy. Has he tempered his public pronouncements in the wake of the resultant withering criticism?

Nope. He officially doubled down on the crazy during an appearance yesterday on The Murdoch Device:

"Asked by host Chris Wallace if he was willing to stand by his comments that the "liberal, progressive" agenda was "tyrannical, socialist, despicable," West responded... "I think it is."

You'd think that someone who has been described by fellow veterans of the Iraq War as "a verified torturer, war criminal and a liar" might not play so fast and loose with words like "despicable."



Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Continuing Republican Budget Madness

Dec 29th, 2010

In an article for the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, Robert Greenstein and James R. Horney expose the continuing folly and disingenuous nature of the incoming Republican house majority:

Eric Cantor & Orly Taitz

Dec 29th, 2010

Far Right ideologue and greed monkey Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) deserves a good talking to from his party about his lack of judgement.

From Salon:
"Orly Taitz, the dentist-cum-lawyer-cum-Birther leader, yesterday posted on Facebook the above picture of herself with incoming House Majority Leader Eric Cantor. 

Taitz put the image in an album titled "12/27/10," suggesting it was taken Monday, though that could not immediately be confirmed."

Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Things They Believe

Dec 16th, 2010


Average Murdoch Drone
AlterNet picked up on an interesting study by the Program on International Policy Attitudes at the University of Maryland. The story is gaining in popularity under the banner headline, "Study Confirms That Fox News Makes You Stupid." 

Indeed, as regular visitors to The Hand know, we no longer refer to FOXNews as "FOXNews"; Rather, we call it The Murdoch Device. In this examination of factual awareness on the part of their viewers, there weren't any real surprises but it's good to have the data for confirmation. 

  • 91 percent believe the stimulus legislation lost jobs
  • 72 percent believe the health reform law will increase the deficit
  • 72 percent believe the economy is getting worse
  • 60 percent believe climate change is not occurring
  • 49 percent believe income taxes have gone up
  • 63 percent believe the stimulus legislation did not include any tax cuts
  • 56 percent believe Obama initiated the GM/Chrysler bailout
  • 38 percent believe that most Republicans opposed TARP
  • 63 percent believe Obama was not born in the U.S. (or that it is unclear)

John Kasich Out For Labor's Blood

Dec 16th, 2010

Politician turned FOXNews Personality turned politician John Kasich, having secured the Governor's Office in Ohio in the most recent election, has made clear that his highest priority in this time of economic collapse is... to go after unions. There are so many provably, factually wrong statements in the clip below that it is not worth going after him for his repugnant devotion to a mid-Nineteenth Century view of worker's rights.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Hi, I'm a Tea-Partier

Oct 29th, 2010

This is making the rounds. It would be funnier if it weren't so true.