Dec 27th, 2010
"Hi Sean, Police are looking for a man last seen running in nothing but his underwear..."
|Not "Da Guy" - Reasonable facsimile|
I am not sure what's more dumbfounding: The fact that this happened at all? Or the fact that the first truly, horribly, tragically and disgustingly funny Christmas-Disaster News item didn't arrive on my radar until the 27th of this year?
The sum up... Chicago guy goes to Da Bears game. Said guy gets loaded. Girlfriend tells guy, "don't come home" because when loaded, guy in question gets "Crazy." Guy comes home anyway. Girlfriend gives in and opens door.
BAD MOVE, DOLL.
What happens next? Sowt West Side Guy strips down to boxers, sets Christmas tree on fire, flees into snowy Chicago night and... outruns police without shoes. His whereabouts are still unknown.
The money quote: "Police sources tell me they've been called to this home 'many times'."