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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Note To Sandusky's Lawyer...

Dec 13th, 2011

One should try not to be overly glib. Deadspin reports:

"Joe Amendola, the attorney for Jerry Sandusky who thus far has been lawyerin' like a man who got his J.D. from the bottom of a cereal box, did some more lawyerin' in front of the cameras this morning. The choicest moment: At one point, Amendola discussed the possibility that Mike McQueary witnessed a rape, told Joe Paterno and two university administrators, and no one did anything except tell Sandusky to stay out of the locker room with kids. To anyone who believes that version of events, Amendola said, "I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY ." We did. Here's what we got:
Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action. Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute.
Seriously. Call it yourself."

Look, it's 2011. Damn near every web domain, phone number and simple e-mail address is taken. Never assume.

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