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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Things You Can't Make Up - Renegade Amish Edition

Dec 20th, 2011

So, what will this be remembered as? Perhaps we can call it the "Great Amish Beard War of 2012?" Maybe, "The Whisker-Schism?" One acquaintance had to suggest "Amishgeddon." Anyhoo, CBS reports:

"Twelve members of a breakaway Amish group have been charged with federal hate crimes in beard-cutting attacks on fellow Amish in eastern Ohio farm country.

The seven-count indictment against Samuel Mullet and 11 relatives or members of his group was announced Tuesday in Cleveland by federal prosecutors. The charges include conspiracy, assault and evidence tampering in what prosecutors say were hate crimes motivated by religious differences.

The five attacks between September and November involved cutting women's hair and men's beards and hair. That's considered deeply offensive in Amish culture.

Amish men charged in beard-cutting attacks
Men in Amish beard-cutting attacks to be held in jail without bail

Mullet, three of his sons and three others were arrested Nov. 23. Mullet's daughter, two nephews and the spouses of a nephew and a niece also are charged in the indictment.

Mullet says he didn't order the hair-cutting but didn't stop his sons and others from carrying it out."

Yes, a man named Mullet is the ringleader in this shocking display of, please forgive me, barberism.

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