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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Bad Analogies...

Dec 1st, 2011

Here is a delightful collection of truly terrible analogies written by high school students. Some examples:

"He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree."

"She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef."

"Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn by an inattentive phlebotomist."

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